Quotes from Midsummer night's dream.


Titania: I dreamt that i loved an ass.

Oberon: You shameless *****.

Hippolyta: Farewell, my loooove. Till then we meet:)

Lysander: My aunt lives in Johor Bahru

Helena: Fair?! You called me fair? You are fair to demetrius. O happy fair. Teach me how to look
like you, act like you, talk like you, so that i may capture the heart of demetrius.

Hermia: Lysander, my love, i swear to you i will go!

demetrius: hello wawniedawnie. woohoo hoots!!!! whoopseedoodees!! wahaa. lalala.
Wawnie: who wrote the last one.. -_-

HELENA: DEMETRIUS! I WILL FOLLOW YOU!
Hermia: oh please megan
Hermia: crystal is despo for joel
Hermia: EW.
Hermia: im longing for you waiting for you how can you love DAWN
Hermia: OH ,Y SWEET JOEL WHERE ART THOU
Hermia: CRYSTAL IS MALIGNING ME!
Hermia: JOEL BABY WHERE ARE YOU MEGAN HERE
Hermia: NO.
Hermia: IM MEGAN
Hermia: LYSANDER!!! JOEL MY LOVE

Peter: I shall be moonshine.

Lysander: You have her father's love, let me have hermia's. You can marry her father instead!

Egeus: *Slams his fork on table*

theseus: You should listen to your father hermia, he has the last say in the household.

The wall: CHINK!

Thisby: I am to act as a woman?!

Snug: ROAR.

Puck: I will travel round the world within 40 minutes.



And once again, as quoted from midsummer night's dream. (not shakespeare's version)