Went to shez's house to do lit drama. Almost done with the acting. Just a little memory work left. So here goes:

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As said by Helena from midsummer night's dream:

FAIR?! You calling me fair? You are fair to demetrius. O Happy fair. Teach me how to speak like you, look like you, act like you, and how you capture Demetrius' heart.

The more I love him, the more he hates me!

If i expose the plan to Demetrius and he goes after them, i might be able to win him back there!

The more i am attracted to you!

And because of that, the more i love you. I am like your dog, the more you ill-treat me, the more i'll stay close by you. Punish me as you like, but give me the chance to be with you.

And i get sick when i cannot see you!

It doesn't matter anymore because i have already been hurt. Shameless man! Men can do all things like fighting for love, while woman cannot. I have to woo you when I am supposed to be wooed. I'll follow you and make my hell a heaven!

Stop Demetrius! I'm out of breath because of this stupid chase! The more i pray, the less i get out of it. Hermia's damn fortunate, because of her lovely eyes. How did they ever get so bright. From crying? Then aren't i suppose to have eyes that radiate light? I'm so ugly even the mosquitoes don't come near me. No surprise Demetrius runs away like a madman. What on earth caused me to think that I could rival Hermia?

Lysander! Wake up!

Don't say that. So what if he loves Hermia? She loves you so be content.

You are insulting me! Does everyone have to subject me to mockery? What did i do to deserve this? Yes i never got Demetrius to love me. But do you have to mock me? I thought you were more of a gentleman. How could i be rejected by one man, and insulted by another?!

You get more and more sly. You tell me the same promises you made to Hermia. Liar!

YEAH RIGHT.

What! Ganging up on me to mock me? Having pleasure in seeing me suffer? You both are rivals in loving Hermia, and now you are rivings in mocking me? How civilised of you both to make me cry and further praise me when you know that I am ugly.

So you're in on this too? To insult me? You bitch. I bet you and the two of them conjured up some stupid plan to make fun of me. Have you forgotten all the genuine times of friendships that we shared together? We used to be the best of friends.

Stop being a hypocrite. Didn't you make Lysander pretend he's in love with me. Or Demetrius who bear in mind can't stand the sight of me to profess his love for me?!

Oh fine. All right, go ahead, keep up your little game, pretend to be sympathetic. You three can go win the oscars. I'm Leaving!!

Of course he is, and so are you.

Enough.



~ End ~

Notice those little italic words? Those, bear in mind, are from the script, and are not used by me. I apologise for them. :D

Here's the cast, (for fun).

Hermia: Megan
Helena: Dawn
Lysander: Joel
Demetrius: Hakim
Oberon: Crystal Tan
Titania: Shehz
Puck: Gemma
Mustardseed: Nawal
Quince, moonshine: Rachel
Bottom, Pyramus: Jeremy
Flute, Thisbe: Yu zhong (who replaced Han loong)
Snout, wall: Noraini
Snug, lion: Naqiah
Narrator, Egeus: Crystal Goh
Theseus: Andrew
Hippolyta: Faye


Yay. I get to play the ugly desperate woman. I pity her sometimes, but in the end, she got who she wanted. Cool. But yeah, Shakespeare is still queer.

Anyways, i'm back on to the saving-the-people business. Come look for me if you're interested.
And here's our mission statement from Naqiah, Megan and i: CGM. (Sorry for the lameness. You have to be them to understand. Waha)

Had a great time with S306.

Woots!